This social worker lassie turns round n gies us a stroppy look. Ah jist smiles bit she looked away aw fuckin nippy likes. Disnae cost nowt tae be social. A social worker thit cannae be fuckin social; that's nae good tae nae cunt, thon. Like a lifeguard thit cannae fuckin swim. Shouldnae be daein that kinday joab. Irvine Welsh
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This social worker lassie turns round n gies us a stroppy look. Ah jist smiles bit she looked away aw fuckin nippy likes. Disnae cost nowt tae be social. A social worker thit cannae be fuckin social; that's nae good tae nae cunt, thon.

Like a lifeguard thit cannae fuckin swim. Shouldnae be daein that kinday joab. This is a quote from the film "The Full Monty".

In this scene, a group of men in a bar are telling a story about a man who is a social worker. He turns round and gives them a stroppy look and frowns, then walks away. The men in the bar think he means all social workers, not just him, and do not like what he did.

They think he is too strict with his work and doesn't smile enough, so they get angry with him instead of helping him or appreciating what he does for them or other people.

Source: The Acid House

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