Screw sharks a Transformer could be stretching up on its tippy toes and would still have a mile of cover to eat me.

Emma McLaughlin
Screw sharks a Transformer could be stretching up on its...
Screw sharks a Transformer could be stretching up on its...
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Sharks are huge and fierce predators. They're fearsome and frightening. However, you can always find a Transformer like Optimus Prime who will come to the rescue and save you from danger. The idea of a Transformer stretching up on its tippy toes and eating a human is ridiculous. If you were to be eaten by a Transformer, there would be nothing you could do about it because they can move faster than us, faster than any shark.

Source: The Real Real

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