When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line.

Nenia Campbell
When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and...
When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and...
When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and...
When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and...
About This Quote

This quote is a play on the idea that researchers may be close to a cure for sexual dysfunction. The real-life version of this quote is from a movie about a time traveler from the future where he was trying to sell a cure for erectile dysfunction. He was able to make millions of dollars because it was thought that women would pay through the roof for a pill that would allow them to have orgasms without any physical contact.

Source: Bound To Accept

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