J.L. LangleyCan I have Jake and Coke--uh, Jack and Cock
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Can I have Jake and Coke--uh, Jack and Cock? This is something that any person who has kids will know, but it’s funny to think about. If you have a child, they’ll come up to you with something like this at some point. It’s usually just a joke between friends.
Source: With Caution
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