According to the fortune-cookie logic most people live by, the best things in life are free. That's crap. I have a gold-plated robot that scratches the exact part of my back where my hands can't reach, and it certainly wasn't free.

Josh Lieb
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I have a gold-plated robot that scratches the exact part of my back where my hands can't reach, and it certainly wasn't free. It was purchased with money I earned by hard work. Only in America do people think that the best things in life are free. We have many things in our society that are free but they don't come without a price. The free education system is a good example of this, in order to get an education you must pay for it with time sometimes years of time.

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