Most of the people you read about being turned meet vamps in clubs or over the Internet...Ew, did you...?"" Yes, I met a vampire on the Internet, went to his evil love den, and let him turn me, because I'm that brainless.

Molly Harper
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The popular cartoon cartoon Vampire Hunter D made a lot of fun of cults, so its creators may have been poking fun at the idea that the only way to become a vampire is to go to a cult. But there's another way! If you meet a vampire in a club or over the Internet, try not to go home with him/her. Most of the people you read about being turned meet vamps in clubs or over the Internet...Ew, did you...?""Yes, I met a vampire on the Internet, went to his evil love den, and let him turn me, because I'm that brainless.

Source: Nice Girls Dont Have Fangs

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