Molly HarperDick called, but he just left dirty voice-mail messages. Let's just say if I'm ever in the market for a massage involving canola oil and marabou feathers, I'm covered.
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"He called, but he just left dirty voice-mail messages. Let's just say if I'm ever in the market for a massage involving canola oil and marabou feathers, I'm covered." This is a great example of being sarcastic. It's also a great example of how to turn any situation around with just a few choice words.
Source: Nice Girls Dont Have Fangs
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