Things Isabella Wouldn't Care About: - Titanic sinking again. - Metror striking Earth and landing directly on top of world's most innocent panda. - Titanic sinking again and this time the entire crew is puppies.

Jim Benton
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With the world's attention focused on the plight of the survivors of the sinking of the Titanic, a new disaster has been forgotten. In the 20th century, a comet struck the Earth and was the cause of a worldwide famine known as The Year Without Pants . It is believed that an asteroid strike is going to be worse. This is because there will be no one who cares enough to try and save us. The problem is that once we are in space, we'll be in space forever.

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