Christy Leigh StewartThe wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping.
About This Quote
The first thing that comes to your mind when you hear this quote, is that this person is very stupid, but that’s not the case. This person is really smart and simply clapping in a wide angle with his hands spread apart. The reason why he looks retarded while clapping is, because he’s spreading his fingers apart and clapping at the same time. This goes to show that sometimes we look like we are retard because we’re doing things wrong. But in reality, we are not!
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