Wait, Richard Cheney, as in Dick Cheney? You're a vampire named Dick Cheney? Somehow, that makes you seem more evil.

Molly Harper
Wait, Richard Cheney, as in Dick Cheney? You're a vampire...
Wait, Richard Cheney, as in Dick Cheney? You're a vampire...
Wait, Richard Cheney, as in Dick Cheney? You're a vampire...
Wait, Richard Cheney, as in Dick Cheney? You're a vampire...
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When one finds out that you are a vampire named Dick Cheney, it doesn't make you more evil. It only makes you seem more evil. Sure, the name sounds like it could be worse, but Dick Cheney is still a vampire. You probably already knew that.

Source: Nice Girls Dont Have Fangs

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