Robert OrbenRemember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.
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"Remember when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals." I like to teach my children that they can make choices for themselves in life. When I was in my early 20's, in my twenties, I didn't do any drugs. One time, I was in a bar with friends and they offered me cocaine. When the bar closed at 3 A.M., I decided to take it.
When I woke up the next morning, my nose was bleeding badly. The cocaine had cut through about 6 layers of cartilage before reaching the septum. I went to the doctor and he gave me a nose job.
He said that cocaine would have killed me if it had continued on its path down my sinus cavity.
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