Does Hallmark make a “Sorry I tried to drink your blood and touched you in a vaguely inappropriate manner” card? I settled for “How much do you remember?

Molly Harper
Does Hallmark make a “Sorry I tried to drink your...
Does Hallmark make a “Sorry I tried to drink your...
Does Hallmark make a “Sorry I tried to drink your...
Does Hallmark make a “Sorry I tried to drink your...
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In the film The Ring, a young girl is haunted by an evil spirit who kills people by touching them. In this scene, she is trying to get the blood of her boyfriend, but he touches her in a not-so-appropriate manner during their encounter. She calls Hallmark and asks if they make the “Sorry I tried to drink your blood and touched you in a vaguely inappropriate manner” card.

Source: Nice Girls Dont Have Fangs

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