To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I agree'.

Bill Maher
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license....
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license....
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license....
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license....
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The Bible is like a license agreement. No one reads the Bible. People just scroll to the bottom and click 'I agree'. They don't actually read it but they know they need to say they did so that they can be saved.

This quote by J.D. Salinger perfectly describes the way many Christians act towards the Bible without actually reading it.

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