You will not kill my girlfriend today, International Terrorists of Ambiguous Nationality!

About This Quote

You will not kill my girlfriend today. Those kinds of insults, along with the “you” and “your” in this tongue-in-cheek essay, can cause someone to question the writer's intelligence. If you're the international terrorist of ambiguous nationality who is threatening to kill your girlfriend, it's probably not a good idea to make yourself look like an idiot with a poorly-written essay.

Source: The Fault In Our Stars

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