I’ve been fighting to be who I am all my life. What’s the point of being who I am, if I can’t have the person who was worth all the fighting for?
-
Stephanie Lennox
There comes a time in your life when you have to choose to turn the page, write another book or simply close it.
-
Shannon L. Alder
If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.

-
Unknown
I know what it is to live entirely for and with what I love best on earth. I hold myself supremely blest -- blest beyond what language can express because I am my husband's life as fully as he is mine.
-
Unknown
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
-
Rodney Dangerfield
More Quotes By Hasan Minhaj
I've learned to start from a really sound argument, boil down the essence of what you're trying to say, then build your humor around that, rather than starting with, 'This sounds funny, ' and going from there.
One thing I found very interesting about comedians around the world was their knowledge of stuff outside of their own culture and comfort zone. That's not very common in the States. We produce our own soft power, which is pop culture, but we rarely try...
To show that a comedian on stage in India talking about sanitation or in South Africa talking about HIV and AIDS awareness, if you follow the joke into their lives, you can see that, like, oh, these things aren't just contrived in joke books. This...
I had a huge Indian wedding, and I did it for my wife, and I did it for my white friends.
