Love is like a brick. You can build a house, or you can sink a dead body.
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Lady Gaga
Rainbows make great pets, because they're already house trained.
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Anthony T. Hincks
Nobility is a lie. A pretence that high standing comes from anything more than money or martial prowess. Any dolt can play the noble, and as you'll discover in time, daughter, it's mostly dolts who do.
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Anthony Ryan
When you build a house You nail down memories Paint and stain the fabric of time
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Anonymous
A house is never small or empty, when filled with love.
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Anthony Liccione
More Quotes By Lewis Grizzard
The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put bourbon in it.
On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing.
You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'
It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.
Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.
