I don't need a diet pill. I need something that gives you an electric shock when you reach for food.

Joy Behar
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More Quotes By Joy Behar
  1. I don't get jealous of people. Jealousy is such a waste of time because you're jealous of them, and they go about their lives and have a wonderful time, so what's the point?

  2. I don't need a diet pill. I need something that gives you an electric shock when you reach for food.

  3. It's a completely useless emotion - jealousy. I don't go there.

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