Greg BehrendtFirst of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need a girlfriend
About This Quote
It is very true that a plasma TV will make a man's home a home. However, a lot of men would rather have a plasma TV than a woman. They will not buy a plasma TV unless they are married. If they do buy one, they will probably use it to watch "Basketball Wives" and "Honey Boo Boo."
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