Get there early because hope does not park your mother-fucking car.
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Jon Stewart
He’s always asking: ‘Is that new? I haven’t seen that before.’ It’s like, Why don’t you mind your own business? Solve world hunger. Get out of my closet.
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Michelle Obama
What if the mightiest word is love, love beyond marital, filial, national. Love that casts a widening pool of light. Love with no need to preempt grievance. In today's sharp sparkle, this winter air, anything can be made, any sentence begun. On the brink, on...
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Elizabeth Alexander
A knock down has never been a knockout unless you allow it.
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Jaachynma N.E. Agu
Don`t allow ignorance to further enslave your destiny.
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Jaachynma N.E. Agu
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Teasing and a sense of humor, if you can develop that in your kids, and if you can exercise it with the kids, just makes for a pleasanter atmosphere.
I think that humor has become a principle means of communication among Americans about politics.
Ideology, politics and journalism, which luxuriate in failure, are impotent in the face of hope and joy.
