If you build a wall they won't come.
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Anthony T. Hincks
Colors don't come in shapes. They come in depth.
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Anthony T. Hincks
Some of my best ideas come from when I'm sitting on the toilet.
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Anthony T Hincks
Go to bed! Someone is anxious to come into your dream.
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Ljupka Cvetanova
The human population would probably be way less than a thousand, if ejaculation were not usually accompanied by an orgasm.
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Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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It's amazing how these little guys can say things that a mortal human could never get away with. There's some sort of unspoken license... when outlandish things come out of an inanimate object, somehow it equals humor.
There's some sort of unspoken license... when outlandish things come out of an inanimate object, somehow it equals humor.
When I was eight years old, I got a dummy for Christmas and started teaching myself. I got books and records and sat in front of the bathroom mirror, practising. I did my first show in the third grade and just kept going; there was...
