I hope I go to Heaven, and when I do, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does when he gets there. He looks around and says, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'

Herb Caen
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More Quotes By Herb Caen
  1. The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.
  2. I hope I go to Heaven, and when I do, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does when he gets there. He looks around and says, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'
  3. A city is not gauged by its length and width, but by the broadness of its vision and the height of its dreams.
  4. Americans are pragmatic, relatively uncomplicated, hearty and given to broad humor.
  5. I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met.
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