Whenever you have an ex, and they're like, 'I hope we can still be friends! ' and you weren't friends before you started dating, then what do you go back to, really?
If he’s not calling you, it’s because you are not on his mind. If he creates expectations for you, and then doesn’t follow through on little things, he will do same for big things. Be aware of this and realize that he’s okay with disappointing...
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Greg Behrendt
I'm about to make a wild, extreme and severe relationship rule: the word busy is a load of crap and is most often used by assholes. The word "busy" is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction. It seems like a good excuse, but in fact...
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Greg Behrendt
To say that one waits a lifetime for his soulmate to come around is a paradox. People eventually get sick of waiting, take a chance on someone, and by the art of commitment become soulmates, which takes a lifetime to perfect.
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Criss Jami
Here's something else to think about: calling when you say you're going to is the very first brick in the house you are building of love and trust. If he can't lay this one stupid brick down, you ain't never gonna have a house baby,...
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Greg Behrendt
Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later he may be with his real girlfriend.
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Amy Sedaris
More Quotes By Ed Sheeran
Be a true Heart, not a follower.
Give me love like her' Cause lately I've been waking up alone Paint splattered teardrops on my shirt Told you I'd let you go And that I'll fight my corner Maybe tonight I'll call you After my blood turns into alcohol No I just wanna...
Everything will be okay in the end. If it’s not okay, then it’s not the end.
Women who are into Lord of The Rings & The Hobbit are, like, the coolest people in the world
It's alright to die cause death is the only thing you haven't tried
