Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there.

Sloane Crosley
Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a...
Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a...
Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a...
Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a...
About This Quote

The saying “life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there” gets its meaning from the time when someone first does something so disgusting that the rest of the world frowns on it. In this situation, everyone is laughing and cheering, but as they start to realize what is happening they begin to cry and insult the person.

Source: I Was Told Thered Be Cake

Some Similar Quotes
  1. It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not. - Unknown

  2. Just when you think it can't get any worse, it can. And just when you think it can't get any better, it can. - Nicholas Sparks

  3. The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person. - Chuck Palahniuk

  4. Where there is love there is life. - Mahatma Gandhi

  5. It hurts to let go. Sometimes it seems the harder you try to hold on to something or someone the more it wants to get away. You feel like some kind of criminal for having felt, for having wanted. For having wanted to be wanted.... - Henry Rollins

More Quotes By Sloane Crosley
  1. Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there.

  2. I got out on the street and started crying the kind of hysterical tears made justifiable only by turning off one’s cell phone, putting it to the ear, and pretending to be told of a death in the family.

  3. The children were overwhelmingly morbid. Not a single adult asked me where butterflies go when they die, but this question was more popular than pixie sticks with the under-four-foot set. I cursed parents for not preparing their children. When I was five, my mother and...

  4. People are less quick to applaud you as you grow older. Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there.

  5. Francine looked up and mouthed, "Thank you." "any titme, " I lied.

Related Topics