I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with Prudential. All I can say is: When I go they go!

Jack Benny
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More Quotes By Jack Benny
  1. But in that moment I understood what they say about nostalgia, that no matter if you're thinking of something good or bad, it always leaves you a little emptier afterward.

  2. Jealous of the crazy gay kid. That doesn't sound right."" Hey, Sol, " she said, her tone getting serious for a second. "Those are two things about you out of a million. Don't box yourself in.

  3. Not only had my brother disappeared, but--and bear with me here--a part of my very being had gone with him. Stories about us could, from them on, be told from only one perspective. Memories could be told but not shared.

  4. We've learned from this that death can hurt us. It can surprise us. It can scare us. It can keep us up a night. But we've also learned the things that death cannot do. It cannot crush our hopes. It cannot take away the love...

  5. We all get lots of people. And maybe we don’t always get to have them the exact way we want them, but if we can figure out a way to compromise, you know, then we can keep them all.

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