There's no way that moving in with your parents is a sign that your life is on track.

Jerry Seinfeld
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  2. That's what people do who love you. They put their arms around you and love you when you're not so lovable. - Deb Caletti

  3. I may not always be with you But when we're far apart Remember you will be with me Right inside my heart - Marc Wambolt

  4. Then I discovered that being related is no guarantee of love! - Stieg Larsson

  5. But grief makes a monster out of us sometimes .. . and sometimes you say and do things to the people you love that you can't forgive yourself for. - Melina Marchetta

More Quotes By Jerry Seinfeld
  1. Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.

  2. Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason

  3. Elaine: Ugh, I hate people. Jerry: Yeah, they're the worst.

  4. It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

  5. The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever seen that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. ‘Come on, buddy, let’s go....

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