Social media: a fine tool for radicalised idiots to find each other, a promised land for the pub bores and Champ Man anoraks of the nation.
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Andy Heaton
A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience.
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John Updike
He is an old bore even the grave yawns for him.
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Herbert Beerbohm Tree
How is it that we remember the least triviality that happens to us and yet not remember how often we have recounted it to the same person?
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La Rochefoucauld
More Quotes By J. G. Saxe
He says a thousand pleasant things - But never says "Adieu"
Old Care has a mortgage on every estate And that's what you pay for the wealth that you get.