When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
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Grade Allen
Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs.
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Eugene Field
Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night change its diapers and give it a bottle but in their heart of hearts they still think they shouldn't have to.
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Rita Rudner
We learn from experience. A man never wakes up his second baby just to see it smile.
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Grace Williams
I'd like to start a family but you have to have a date first.
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Larry David
More Quotes By Alexander Woollcott
You haven't lived until you died in New York.
Always a godfather - never a god!
The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm.
All the things I really like to do are either immoral illegal or fattening.
