You know you're getting older when you don't care where your wife goes just so you don't have to go along.

Jacob Braude
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  2. Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

  3. Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.

  4. Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.

  5. They say I'm old-fashioned, and live in the past, but sometimes I think progress progresses too fast!

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