Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Yogi Berra
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  3. My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored. - Dora J. Arod
  4. What is called a reason for living is also an excellent reason for dying. - Albert Camus
  5. Beauty is a whore, I like money better. - Michael Cunningham
More Quotes By Yogi Berra
  1. 90% of the game is half mental.
  2. In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.
  3. Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.
  4. I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
  5. We made too many wrong mistakes.
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