They say that time is relative. I think the way it's treating me it's a distant one, maybe a bad uncle, and not welcome in my house this Christmas! !

Neil Leckman
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  2. Thought about being a stand up comedienne for zombies, but when they eat you alive, they really eat you! !

  3. Years ago there was an old man I knew that told me he didn't trust me, because people with beards were hiding from something. I told him, "That's true, I'm hiding from the barber! !

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