A totally nondenominational prayer: Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care what I say, I ask, if it matters, that I be forgiven for anything I may have done or failed to do which requires forgiveness.  Conversely, if not forgiveness but something else may be required to insure any possible benefit for which I may be eligible after the destruction of my body, I ask that this, whatever it may be, be granted or withheld, as the case may be, in such a manner as to insure said benefit. I ask this in my capacity as your elected intermediary between yourself and that which may not be yourself, but which may have an interest in the matter of your receiving as much as it is possible for you to receive of this thing, and which may in some way be influenced by this ceremony. Amen. Roger Zelazny
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The prayer above is an example of what is referred to as a "prayer wheel." This prayer wheel describes the purpose of the piece and gives one an idea of what it may contain. This prayer wheel is often used by people who are looking for guidance or direction in their lives. The prayer wheel below was printed by The Washington Post, and it contains many different types of prayers.

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