The Bible looks like it started out as a game of mad libs.

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The Bible is full of stories that seem to have no rhyme or reason, but when you take the time to read them, they're actually quite logical. The Bible is like a game of mad libs. The verses are written by several different authors, who often tell various tales to help out their friends. Sometimes these stories are amazingly similar.

For example, the stories of Adam and Eve are nearly identical in almost every way. Usually, though, the storytellers make up their own crazy stuff that helps out their friends. Sometimes this story helps out someone not in the room at the time.

The point is that all of this madness existed in the same book and it was meant to be read as a whole.

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