A mother gives you a life, a mother-in-law gives you her life.
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Amit Kalantri
They're horrible little creatures. All snot and smelly feet and pestering questions."" Then why did you go into teaching?"" It was either that or sit at home with Mother all day. I picked the lesser of two evils.
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Brian Francis
I can't believe she's lived this long. God must be avoiding her.
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Brian Francis
For some reason she found that Allan Harrington's attitude of absolute detachment made the whole affair seem much easier for her. And when Mrs. Harrington slipped a solitaire diamond into her hand as she went, instead of disliking it she enjoyed its feel on her...
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Margaret Widdemer
On the drive up here, I saw a goose, " he says. "A Canada goose. Fred told me they shit something horrible. They migrate between the north and the south, don't they? Like seniors.
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Brian Francis
More Quotes By Tim Heaton
If there is such a things as "race", there is only the Human one.
Yoga pants often answer questions I didn't ask.
Even-money that my liver lasts through my wife's metamorphosis to my mother-in-law.
I'm not unlucky at love, just incredibly lucky with celibacy.
I have zero tolerance for people with zero tolerance.
