On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing.

Lewis Grizzard
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  1. The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put bourbon in it.
  2. On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing.
  3. You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'
  4. It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.
  5. Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.
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