My secret to maintaining a youthful appearance? Immaturity.

Brian Spellman
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More Quotes By Brian Spellman
  1. All porn stars on Animal Farm are equal but some porn scenes are more unequal than others.

  2. Psychosis is person less persona, raving sincerity.

  3. If the mind fits, shrink it.

  4. My son, I don’t believe in God, prayer, afterlife or miracles. You may disagree with me on all of these. I’d prefer that you agree and reserve rebellion and independence over important issues instead.

  5. When all seems hopeless, cross your fingers and stick with the secular prayer.

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