Robert BlochFriendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
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The feeling you get when you come out of the shower and see your best friend standing there with a towel wrapped around his waist. That’s what friendship is like. You can’t hide it, you can’t control it, but you know it’s there for you when you need it. And most of all, no one would dare to stop you from peeing on yourself.
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