Douglas AdamsLife... is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast.
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Life is like a grapefruit! That’s the kind of food I like to eat. It’s got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast.
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