Selling my soul would be a lot easier if I could just find it.
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Nikki Sixx
Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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Robin McLaurin Williams
I didn't realize there was a ranking." I said. "Sadie frowned. "What do you mean?" "A ranking, " I said. "You know, what's crazier than what." "Oh, sure there is, " Sadie said. <span style="margin:15px; display:block"></span>She sat back in her chair. "First you have your...
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Michael Thomas Ford
Congress shall make no law abridging the freedom of production and trade...
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Ayn Rand
I don't like the way people cherish the ghetto, as if it’s some royal palace, or kingdom. I also don't like the way people treat each other in the ghetto. It is really hard to find love, trust, and respect. You don't find too many...
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Delano Johnson
More Quotes By Craig Johnson
It's only pre-marital sex if you plan on getting married.
It was a two-gallon Styrofoam cooler - one of the cheap ones that you can pick up at any service station in the summer season and then listen to it squeak to the point of homicidal dementia.
A writer, like a sheriff, is the embodiment of a group of people and without their support both are in a tight spot.
I've seen men ruined by drink, drugs and dodge pickup trucks, but this is the first time I've seen someone ruined by softcore porn...
I'd say the depths of his stupidity have yet to be plumbed, and yours is comin' up fast on the inside turn.
