Total non-retention has kept my education from being a burden to me.
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Flannery OConnor
Today I wore a pair of faded old jeans and a plain grey baggy shirt. I hadn't even taken a shower, and I did not put on an ounce of makeup. I grabbed a worn out black oversized jacket to cover myself with even though...
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Sierra D. Waters
{Summertime she speaks of winter, she eats ham, but speaks of beef, got a good man but, flirts with another. She might as well go to hell, cause she ain't gonna be happy in heaven either! }
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Nancy B. Brewer
She turned her painted blue eyes toward the assistant and said something in French before she left.
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Nancy B. Brewer
You'd think that a redheaded boy with glasses who was named Howard and had an up-down walk would have a lot more to wish for than being friends with me. But I admit I felt a smile on my face and hope in my heart,...
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Barbara OConnor
More Quotes By Tim Heaton
If there is such a things as "race", there is only the Human one.
Yoga pants often answer questions I didn't ask.
Even-money that my liver lasts through my wife's metamorphosis to my mother-in-law.
I'm not unlucky at love, just incredibly lucky with celibacy.
I have zero tolerance for people with zero tolerance.