I try to think up material that might apply to the subjects they are studying. How many mitochondria does it take to power a cell? One. Because mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell. Not ready for prime time, that one.

Mike Birbiglia
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  2. I am Dead, but it's not so bad. I've learned to live with it.

  3. The past is made out of facts... I guess the future is just hope.

  4. ...and we'll see what happens when we say Yes while this rigor mortis world screams No.

  5. Your dreamers. You ridiculous children. You dancing grinning fuckups. Here is your bright future. Your earnest, saccharine hope. How does it taste dripping from the neck of everyone you love?

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