It doesn't matter whether they mean it or not. That's why they make little kids pledge allegiance even before they know what 'pledge' and 'allegiance' mean.

Joseph Heller
Some Similar Quotes
  1. Nine out of ten significant people have to do with money or war! - Jonathan Safran Foer

  2. You think money can solve any problem, but all it s good for is buying the things it can, and leaving you free to pursue the things it can't. - Ann Herendeen

  3. I have no taste for either poverty or honest labor, so writing is the only recourse left for me. - Hunter S. Thompson

  4. God, how impossible life is without money. Nothing can ever overcome it, it's everything when it's anything. How can I write in peace with endless worries of money, money, money? (“Disappearing Act”) - Richard Matheson

  5. Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Anonymous

More Quotes By Joseph Heller
  1. I know lots more old drunks than old doctors.

  2. You only live once - but if you work it right once is enough.

  3. It doesn't matter if you're rich or poor as long as you've got money.

  4. I play in the low eighties. If it's any hotter than that I won't play.

  5. I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

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