You really want my honest opinion?” I ask. Anton gestures for me to go on. “Please, this is why I hired you, devochka.” I detect a little hint of sarcasm, but I go ahead and say, “I hate restaurants like this.” “ Why?” He seems genuinely curious to know why. “ Because–because they’re expensive.” “ What is the problem? I’m paying for everything.” I shake my head. “It’s not that–you see, ” I lower my voice, “ this is where famous people eat.” “ Famous?” Anton pretends to look around. “Where?” “I think that’s the guy from that prank show. And there’s that guy from those vampire movies. And Maya Findlay.” “Yeah? I don’t know who they are.” “ Really?” I ask dubiously. “ I’m not into the famous people thing too.” “ Really.” “ Yes.” “ Which is why you only date models who want to become actresses.” I notice him giving me a look. “Sorry, ” I say sheepishly. . Maria Malonzo
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Scott Adams
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