Facebook is that successful guy you’re supposed to want to date, but you can’t keep your mind off the beautiful freak in the corner. Twitter is my freak.

Jennifer Harrison
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  1. When my heart is better, less shrunken, I will throw her out there to love again, without hesitation, even knowing what we know.

  2. Holy crap, my heart was arrogant to believe her spotless track record could stay that way.

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