Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time! But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money!.George Carlin
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The religious concept of an all-powerful, all-knowing and all-wise God who cannot handle money. The idea that people need to stop and think for themselves and question the story they have been told is what we should be learning in school and life. Why should we believe what we are told? There is no way to prove that God exists, but there is plenty of evidence that he doesn't.
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