Read this to yourself. Read it silently. Don't move your lips. Don't make a sound. Listen to yourself. Listen without hearing anything. What a wonderfully weird thing, huh? NOW MAKE THIS PART LOUD! SCREAM IT IN YOUR MIND! DROWN EVERYTHING OUT.Now, hear a whisper. A tiny whisper. Now, read this next line in your best crotchety- old man voice:" Hello there, sonny. Does your town have a post office?" Awesome! Who was that? Whose voice was that? It sure wasn't yours! How do you do that? How?! It must've been magic. . Bo Burnham
About This Quote

This quote is featured in the opening credits of the popular TV show, Friends. Basically, it tells you to read this to yourself and not make any noise. Then, it goes on to tell you to read it silently and not move your lips or make any sound. It then says that you should listen to yourself without hearing anything.

After that, it gives you instructions to make this loud and repeat it to yourself. Once you do that, it tells you to listen for a whisper which is really hard because if you hear something after reading this, then it will be hard for you to not hear things like "Hello there, sonny." The next line goes "Does your town have a post office?" When you hear that, then the voice in your head will be gone.

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