Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
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Narcotics Anonymous
Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.
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Benjamin Franklin Wade
Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.
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Markus Herz
There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics.
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Benjamin Disraeli
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.
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Anonymous
More Quotes By Laurence J. Peter
Speak when you are angry, and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.
If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?
Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.
A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.
An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.
