Several Terminal Policy readers got together to tell Raker jokes: - Raker CAN piss into the wind. - Raker donates a lot of blood to the Red Cross -- just never his own. - Superman wears Raker pajamas. - When Raker jumps into the pool, he doesn't get wet -- the pool gets Raker. - Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Raker THREW her there! ! - Raker's daughter lost her virginity .. he got it back. - Raker doesn't cheat death, he wins fair and square. - Raker turns on a light at night … not because he's afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of him.- When the boogy man goes to bed he checks under his bed for Raker.- Don’t tread on Raker’s cape! . Liam McCurry
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The Raker is a mythical creature from the folk story of Tom Richards, a 16th-century Englishman who was unjustly hanged for murder. In the story, he is represented as a terrifying monster that can turn invisible at will and can fly through space. In modern times, Raker also has been used as a personification of a source of great power or influence.

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