Cyndi GoodgameWhatever hypnotizing charms I may have over boys, did not in fact work on three hundred pound girl elves. Not that I would ever try it again.
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If the charm of a boy didn’t work on a three hundred pound girl elf, then there is no reason anyone should ever try it again. The idea that someone can hypnotize a girl by being charming and cute is completely false. Girls are smarter than boys, so they would never fall for a trick designed for boys. If a boy wants to get girls to fall for him, he should have a plan that works on girls instead of trying to trick them. The idea that someone can hypnotize a girl by being charming and cute is completely false.
Source: Daughter Of Anat
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