Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.

Erma Bombeck
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  3. She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert. - Unknown

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  5. Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. - Ruth Reichl

More Quotes By Erma Bombeck
  1. When God Created Mothers"When the Good Lord was creating mothers, He was into His sixth day of "overtime" when the angel appeared and said. "You're doing a lot of fiddling around on this one." And God said, "Have you read the specs on this order?"...

  2. When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.

  3. There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.

  4. I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

  5. Housework can kill you if done right.

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