There are three lies in life, ” Sutherland said to his young companion, whose first night this was in the realm of homosexuality and whose introduction to it Sutherland had taken upon himself to supervise. “One, the check is in the mail. Two, I will not come in your mouth. And three, all Puerto Ricans have big cocks, ” he said. Andrew Holleran
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  2. There is nothing I would not do for those who are really my friends. I have no notion of loving people by halves, it is not my nature. - Jane Austen

  3. If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

  4. You are my best friend as well as my lover, and I do not know which side of you I enjoy the most. I treasure each side, just as I have treasured our life together. - Nicholas Sparks

  5. Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing there is a field. I'll meet you there. When the soul lies down in that grassthe world is too full to talk about. - Jalaluddin Rumi

More Quotes By Andrew Holleran
  1. There are three types of friends: those like food without which you can't live those like medicine which you need occasionally and those like an illness which you never want.

  2. The Sage was asked to define good manners? to which he replied, To bear patiently the rude ones.

  3. A man’s mind is hidden in his writings: criticism brings it to light.

  4. The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others".

  5. A wise man’s questions contain half the answer.

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